The Official List of Clown Questions, Bro

Yesterday, the Nationals beat the Blue Jays with help from a titanic blast from rookie Bryce Harper. Following the game, a swarm of reporters were interviewing the phenom in front of his locker. One reporter decided to make the mistake of asking Harper, 19, if he was going to go out for a celebratory beer, since the legal drinking age in Canada is 19. Harper responded, “I’m not answering that. That’s a clown question, bro.”

To prevent this from happening to up-and-coming journalists, we decided to let it be known to dust off the official list of clown questions, bro, and share it with all of you. So please, take note, and never ask Bryce Harper a clown question again.

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This post was created by Austin. You can follow him and his jokes on Twitter: @TheAHuff

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Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter (which he apparently thought was important enough to share here). He also wears pants everyday.


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