A Few Thoughts On The New College Football Playoff Trophy

The College Football Playoff released images of the new National Championship trophy for the first time today. It’s… well… Take a look for yourself.

A few thoughts:

• Is that a College Football Playoff trophy, or is it just happy to see me?
• You just won the National Championship! Here’s a tail-pipe.
• This is the only time the Charlie Weis and the University of Kansas will ever see this trophy.
• Pirates use this trophy on their ships to spot land. “LAND, HO!”
• The inspiration for this trophy came from an Atari controller.
• This new trophy looks a lot like a joint. On an unrelated note, LSU really wants to win this trophy next year.
• Ice cream vendor: “Would you like a cup or a cone?” College Football Trophy: “Cone, please… A Waffle Cone!”
• This: 
• Some call it the National Championship Trophy, others call it the next installment to Nick Saban’s trophy case.
• When you buy a dozen roses, this trophy is what they come in.
• It looks like a giant bottle of nail polish.

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