As the only media outlet in the world who has rightfully obtained the beloved list of Major League Baseball players who have tested positive for steroids, we will continue, as promised, to give our faithful readers ten names that are on the list at a time.
Previous Names Released:
The List – 91 to 104
The List of 104: 81 to 90
Unfortunately, for Ed, he was one of few players that actually saw side effects to taking steroids. This can be a good testimony to kids to not take them. If you do, you may end up in a movie along side Matt LeBlanc. This just shows, not only do steroids kill your body, but also your acting career.
87. Bam Bam
The kid is stronger than Optimus Prime and he still wears diapers… Or leopard skin… whatever the equivalent of whatever cavemen babies wear. Not to mention his bat has got to be over 50 oz.!
86. Alejandro “Butch” Heddo
We all remember Butch from his famous at bat against young Chicago Cubs pitcher Henry Rowengartner. He is big, hairy, and spits a lot. All of the features of… someone who is on steroids… AND John Kruk.
85. John Kruk
We all remember John from his famous at bat against a then young Seattle Mariners pitcher Randy Johnson. He is big, hairy, and spits a lot (of facts on Baseball Tonight every night at 10 PM ET) All of the features of… someone who is on steroids… AND a truck driver.
81. Eddie Gaedel
It’s sad to see that that Eddie Gaedel (the shortest player in MLB history) took ‘roids. But this just further proves that steroids cause men to shrink…
To be continued with
#80 to #71 next…