The “LA Galaxy Visits The White House” Picture Breakdown

Continuing the tradition of championship winning American sports teams visiting the White House, the MLS Cup Champions, the Los Angeles Galaxy, made their trip on Tuesday. They presented President Barack Obama with a jersey, shared some laughs and posed for the typical photo op. However, in the following picture with Mr. President, you’ll notice there is just so much going on. Nearly too much for the human mind to comprehend. To help, we decided to break it down further…

1.) Seriously had no idea Bradley Cooper played for the LA Galaxy.

2.) Meeting the President is a big deal. However, Landon Donovan’s forehead is a bigger deal.

3.) This guys has the unique ability to look at the camera for the photo, all the while checking out the grey hairs that are coming in on the back of Obama’s head.

4.) “I’m severely disappointed in the size of David Beckham’s knot.” –Merril Hoge

5.) We’ll have to double check, but this might be the first Jeremy Lin sighting since late February.

6.) You can tell Barack Obama is mixed, because no black man has ever been this happy about soccer.

7.) That ring is rivaling the size of Landon Donovan’s forehead.* GEWWWWWW!

8.) Barack Obama, a man of firsts. The first American black president and now, the first American black to ever be that close to a soccer ball.

 * – No, we’re obviously kidding. Nothing outside of the Death Star rivals the size of Landon Donovan’s forehead.

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