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Tuesday, April 23, 2024

Korked Bats

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The Junk Drawer: Getting Julio Jones’d & Megan Fox’s Thumbs

Austin and myself welcome a VERY special guest to the Drawer this week: Sales Guy Jeff. You may know Sales Guy Jeff as a member of the T-Rav Tasters, but this week, he joins us to talk some Junk- and boy do we have plenty of it this week.

We are in full playoff form around here (well not Jeff anymore, sorry Jeff.) Hell, one Knicks fan said he would give up his 15 year old son for a Knicks championship. New York is HUNGRY. But, can you blame them?

Austin explains what “Adrian’s Kickback” was and if you’re also wondering what it is, then you missed the party of the century.

Machine Gun Kelly Paints His Tongue Black For The BBMAs

You’re probably wondering why Machine Gun Kelly’s tongue is darker than a night sky. Yeah, so are we. MGK beats to his own drum, clearly.

Luckily, this picture doesn’t have Megan Fox’s thumbs in it. Because you would have nightmares if you saw it, but we did break them down during the show. We have officially ruined Megan Fox for Sales Guy Jeff.

Julio Jones spilled the beans on live television that he’s “outta there” when referring to Atlanta. Except Julio had no clue he was on air. Poor guy. Or poor Atlanta? We’ll let you be the judge.

PLUS A LIVE FRANK (OF THE FAMOUS FRANK FACT) APPEARANCE!!

LISTEN HERE:

RUNDOWN:

1:03 – Welcome Special Guest Sales Guy Jeff!!!!

1:28 – DO BEERS!

7:07 – GRIT-Tok and A.D. Punishment Update

10:30 – GOOD: Knicks Fan Sacrifice

19:08 – GOOD: Adrian’s Kickback

25:48 – GOOD: Devin Sawa

30:00 – GOOD: Old Philly Mickelson Winning

33:54 – BACK: Julio Jones’ Photoshops

40:49 – BACK: Bringing Big Sexy Back

46:09 – BACK: Florida People

50:22 – BACK: The Movie Cart In Middle/High School

54:28 – UGLY: Lawsuits

1:01:34 – UGLY: When Your Hockey Team Gets Eliminated

1:07:09 – UGLY: Machine Gun Kelly’s Tonuge

1:09:17 – MEGAN FOX’S THUMB

1:13:44 – FRANK FACT

1:18:20 – LIVE FRANK APPEARANCE

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A.D.

A.D. is a Steelers season ticket holder and remembers when Wiz Khalifa was good. He hails from Pitt(sburgh), and has swam in the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans.

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