The Junk Drawer: Ben Simmons Can’t Shoot & Eating The Mona Lisa
Austin and myself hold down the fort on this week’s Junk Drawer with a 2 man luge. But, boy, did we have a lot to talk about.
You may have heard, but the entire city of Philadelphia has a new common enemy: Ben Simmons. Ben Simmons had a wide open layup/dunk when they were down 2 with 3 minutes left in the 4th and chose to pass instead. How wide open you ask? Just watch Joel Embiid’s reaction:
Looking for a good petition to get behind? Look no further, change.org has you covered. There is currently a petition with 10,000+ signatures for Jeff Bezos to buy AND eat the Mona Lisa. Forget going to space, I couldn’t think of a better way for Bezos to spend his money.
Speaking of space, we also get into NASA sending baby squids into the great abyss. Why? We’re not really sure but we try to speculate.
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RUNDOWN:
1:46 – Happy Shop Local Day
2:04 – Austin and A.D. Holding It Down Today
2:57 – GOOD: Lawn Mower Simulator
8:33 – GOOD: NASA Sending Crap Into Space
16:12 – BACK: U.S. Open Jon Rahm
19:16 – BACK: Peyton To The Broadcast Booth?
29:16 – BACK: Jeff Bezos Is Going To Eat The Mona Lisa
38:24 – UGLY: Ben Simmons Can’t Shoot
42:04 – UGLY: Doc Rivers Game 7 Postgame Conference
46:30 – UGLY: Shaq Would’ve Thrown Hands With Ben Simmons
55:04 – Reading Magic Johnson’s Twitter Aka The Newspaper
1:00:25 – FRANK FACT
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