The Indianapolis Colts Unveiled New Uniforms That Are Exactly The Same

NFL teams unveiling new uniforms seem to be all the rage these days. The Atlanta Falcons busted out some new red-to-black gradient monstrosities that make me want to throw up because that’s exactly what they look like. The fighting Tom Brady’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers threw away their digital clocks for essentially the uniforms they wore before. And the Cleveland Browns are set to unveil new uniforms on Wednesday which I’m sure won’t be disappointing in the least bit, considering nothing with that franchise is!

But not to be outdone, the Indianapolis Colts unveiled new uniforms today. Kinda.

The Colts assure us these uniforms are new, when really it’s just like when the Back to the Future trilogy replaced Crispin Glover after the first movie. No one is really going to notice the difference.

But let’s break these things down and get a closer look at how these uniforms are different.


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter (which he apparently thought was important enough to share here). He also wears pants everyday.


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