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The Guide For What Halloween Candy Athletes Give

Need an idea of what which athlete’s house you should go trick-or-treating? We have the guide of which candies certain athletes are handing out this year for Halloween.

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However, at the end of the day, the Yankees will probably have to eat all of his 100 Grands.

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Although, he’ll probably just keep them all for himself. Because after declaring bankruptcy, he needs as many PayDays as possible. Also, he’s fat.

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He also has a suggestion box for what candy he should hand out next year.

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However, they’re probably “Fun Size” and he can only give out one.

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(this one comes via @pwnteam)

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This post was created by Austin. You can follow him and his jokes on Twitter: @TheAHuff

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Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter (which he apparently thought was important enough to share here). He also wears pants everyday.

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