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Thursday, March 28, 2024

Korked Bats

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The Crown Of The Week Goes To An Actual Cook

Sit down Russell Wilson, the Vikings let Dalvin Cook on Sunday.

Minnesota Vikings Football GIF by SportsManias

Dalvin Cook’ed up a 48-point fantasy meal on the Packers defense. Complete with a 4 tuddy performance with 163 yards on the ground and a side of 63 yards receiving. Shewwwww. 226 total yards for the Cookie Monster. The Cookie Monster helped lead Skol Nation to a rare victory in Lambeau Field.

A tribute to our monster running back Dalvin Cook : minnesotavikings

With a performance like that, Dalvin is surely capitalizing. Let’s just say in more ways than one, my guy is selling some incredible merch (and for a good cause too). With winter right around the corner in Minnesota, Dalvin knows exactly who he’s targeting. Mere hours after absolutely torching the Packers defense, he drops some ???????????? beanies.

Following the game, here’s what the Vikings HC had to say:

We’re going to have to ride this guy.

-Mike Zimmer

Uhhhhh I’ll take, “things that are obvious for $400, Alex.”

The best part about the Cookie Monster’s performance on Sunday?

His Lambeau Leap.

Dalvin Cook Nfl GIF by Minnesota Vikings

A.D.

A.D. is a Steelers season ticket holder and remembers when Wiz Khalifa was good. He hails from Pitt(sburgh), and has swam in the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans.

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