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The Clock Strikes Ben

The nations most overrated quarterback is reportedly on the move. A few teams so far have put in a call to the ole Champs. A developing rift between Roethlisberger and Head Coach Mike Tomlin have spurred the potential breakup. Is this a part of the McDaniels/Cutler drama with less text messages? What is happening to the No Fun League? Did Ben forget his hands?

These teams have already put a call in for the nation’s most overrated QB.

1. Detroit Lions
Buffalo Bills
San Francisco 49ers

More to come later…

Initial information provided by Preston J. Walls, gentleman and scholar.

One thought on “The Clock Strikes Ben

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    April 3, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    there are a handful of people that i can’t stand for absolutely no reason at all. big ben is one of those people. he’s fat and about as graceful as yao ming in a diving competition (please do yourself a favor and form a mental image of the previous comment).

    his sister is cute though. but what guy would ever date a girl with the last name of roethlisberger? ok, maybe i would.

    i still hate you ben. go away.


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