The Best Fantasy Football Names

Sources say that at least 30-35 million people play fantasy football every year.  Because the average American is overweight and lazy, we find it more fun to pick players in a draft and track their stats from the comfort of our La-Z-Boys.  I’ll be the first to admit, I’m one of those guys.  I draft 4-6 teams every year just for the sheer enjoyment of the draft itself (I usually only keep 1-2 teams updated on a weekly basis).  In a sea of look alikes and wannabes, there are always people trying to make their mark on their leagues.  Enter the need for funny/clever fantasy football team names. This is vital. If you google “funny fantasy football team names,” you get over 1 million results.  Instead of scouring those places to find a diamond in the rough, we’ve aggregated our favorites here for you loyal Korked Bats readers.

1. Better than Ryan Leaf

   
   

2. Plaxidentally Shot Myself
3. Multiple Scorgasms
4. Make it Dwayne on the Bowe’s
5. Favre Dollar Footlong
6. Bros Before Shiancoes
7. When in Romo
8. Ix-nay on the Heyward-Bey
9. The Schaub Shank Redemption
10. Shawne Merriman’s Tainted Supplements
11. Rex Ryan’s Beautiful Bunions
12. Andy Dalton’s Red Zone
13. Yo Gabba Gabbert
14. Hasselbeck That Thang Up
15. The Ghost of Jeff Fisher’s Mullet
16. Jay-C’s “The Sack Album”
17. The Calvinists
18. The Golden-Haired Linebackers
19. The Kolb Mob
20. Tebow’s Youth Group
21. Romosexual Tendencies
22. Two and a Half Mendenhall
23. Steve Breatonlargement
24. Skittles, Taste Dwayne Bowe
25. Forgetting Brandon Marshall
26. The Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi
27. Revis and Butthead
28. Whatchu Talkin’ Bout Hillis?
29. Somewhere over the Dwayne Bowe
30. Vick in a Box

Sources: TheCoverTwo.com, TheHazean.com, BleacherReport.com, FantasyKnuckleHeads.com, LestersLegends.com, ESPN.com, ChiCitySports.com, GridironExperts.com, StartingFantasyLineup.com