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The Attack On Shaq

Have you ever been the new guy? It’s tough to fit in. You always get picked on. And you usually get treated like you don’t belong.

Mainly because you don’t.

I mean, come on! You’re the new guy. What did you expect? To fit in with the cool kids right away before you ever establish yourself? تعليم البوكر Yeah right.

Well, this is exactly the scenario that is going on in Boston right now. العاب الربح Shaquille O’Neal is the new guy in town. Now granted, this is Shaq’s 30th NBA team in the past decade. العب بوكر * Everyone in the league knows him and he usually doesn’t have to work for the love of his teammates. Well, Celtics guards Nate Robinson and Rajon Rondo have different plans.

* – Sarcasm. It’s only his 22nd NBA team.

Nate and Rajon have come up with the plan to mess with Shaq until he just absolutely loses it. That’s probably good for team chemistry.*

* – Sarcasm. That’s not good for team chemistry.

However, some may think that Shaq is deserving of this. We all know how much of a jokester he is, so he should be prepared for the tables to be turned. Not to mention, Shaq is getting to the age where he is starting to remind us of that one kid’s parent who tries to stay hip. You know, the parent who listens to rap music during the soccer practice carpool. And always wants to know about the latest school gossip. That same parent also says things like, “Oh man, that’s tight!” or “You da bomb!” or even “Superman dat ho.” Yeah, it’s just awkward.

Shaq should just strap up his shoes and go to work instead of craving the attention that he used to when he was still relevant in the league. We love you Shaq, it’s just all good things come to an end.*

* – A great Nelly Furtado song.

On the contrary, please get Nate and Rajon back before you take our advice. This would be a fun war to watch.

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter (which he apparently thought was important enough to share here). He also wears pants everyday.

Austin

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