Texas A&M’s New Football Facilities Are Breathtaking [VIDEO]
Texas A&M recently opened up their brand new football facilities, and they are, in a word, GEWWWWWW!
A few thoughts:
- You’re probably going to have to consult a physician 4 hours after watching this video.
- This entire facility was funded by the money Johnny Manziel made from autographs last season.
- Was hoping this video would at least explain what “Gig ‘Em” means.
- Xzibit be like, “We heard you like TV’s, so we put TV’s inside your TV’s. Also, a barber shop in the locker room.”
- The only thing this locker room is missing is three precogs who can see into the future and prevent crimes.
- The dining hall at Texas A&M’s new facility only serves Dippin’ Dots. It’s the dining hall of the future.
- A&M’s new facilities even include 2 janitorial closets, a larger one for janitorial supplies, mops, & brooms, and a smaller one to serve as their basketball team’s meeting room.
- This whole video is just gorilla marketing for Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups… Watch the video again if you don’t know what I mean.
- The only thing this building doesn’t feature is a National Championship trophy case.
- Kansas and Iowa State are telling all their friends, “We used to play with them in the Big 12. I swear! Texas A&M probably knows me!”
- Hopefully, some of those touch-screen video boards can help Kevin Sumlin learn his players’ names.
- This is why college football players never go to class.
- Still don’t know what “Gig ‘Em” means.
- The stars at night… Are still not as good as the 4 & 5 stars A&M will now be bringing in.
- Now, when people ask if you play fantasy football, they’ll really be asking if you play football at Texas A&M.
- Meanwhile, at Texas…
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