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Look Alikes
Each week, Korked Bats brings you a look alike from the wide world of sports. Today’s look alike includes US Women’s National Soccer Team’s head coach.
The Most Powerful National Anthem. Ever.
A night after Osama bin Laden was announced dead, the Chicago Bulls had a rendition of the National Anthem as powerful as Shaquille O’Neal’s thighs.
Baseball Fans Everywhere Neglect Children in Annual Opening Day Tradition
Every year, fathers in America get to choose one day to neglect their children. Today is that day.
Look Alikes
Each week, Korked Bats brings you a look alike from the wide world of sports. Today’s look alike includes Olympic speed skater Shani Davis.
Casual Soccer Fan Finds Difficulty Describing Game in Detail
It has been determined that many American’s still know nothing about soccer. We got our Investigative Satirical Reporter Kyle on the story.
Suspicious Bonfire Reported Outside Ryan Miller’s Home
Since the Winter Olympics’ Men’s Hockey Final, Sidney Crosby’s stick and gloves have been missing. Yesterday there was a reported bonfire in USA goalie Ryan Miller’s backyard.
Dear America, I’m Sorry
Austin (for the second time in less than a year) has jinxed Team USA sports. Here is his (second) formal apology.
Picture Of The Week
This picture of the week comes from the Winter Olympics in Vancouver. Give us your best caption for this photo.
More Like CANTada
In case you haven’t heard, USA beat Canada, 5-3, in hockey on Sunday night in the Winter Olympics. Austin takes time out of his day to rub it in Canadians’ faces. U-S-A!