Cardinals Have The Most Exciting Team In Baseball Right Now, But The Most Boring Twitter Account
There is no one hotter than the St. Louis Cardinals right now and no one lamer than the St. Louis Cardinals Twitter account right now.
M.C. Hammer Digs This Owl’s Pants
Welp, this might be the most random thing on the internet of 2021. Which is saying something. This was a year that started with Bean Dad.
RIP In Peace To Twitter Fleets
Welp, it was fun while it lasted. And by fun, I mean it was ok. Ok, it was kinda dumb. In fact, it sucked. But alas, Fleets are no more. RIP.
The Cowboys Are So Proud Of “Their Own Legend” Eddie George That They Called Him Eddie James
Not like we should’ve expected the Cowboys to do something right, but they recently recognized “their own legend” Eddie James, aka George.
Johnny Manziel Trolls The Browns On Twitter And It Went About As Well As His Pro Career
Johnny Manziel decided to talk that talk after the Browns lost in the playoffs. Unfortunately for him, it did not go well.
Can’t Believe We Wasted Our First Internet Cancellation Of 2021 On ‘Bean Dad’
Really, guys? We’re going to waste our first Internet cancellation of the year on someone nicknamed Bean Dad? Let’s get over ourselves and chill out a bit.
Braves Twitter Has Adopted A Potato As Their Rallying Cry. Why? Why The Hell Not?!
Braves Twitter has adopted a potato. That’s it. That’s the tweet. What the hell does it mean? Where did it come from? We try to explain here.
Happy Birthday, Michael Keaton! America’s Instagram Dad
Today is Michael Keaton’s birthday. From Beetlejuice to Batman to Multiplicity to Birdman, we’ve learned nothing more than that Keats is America’s dad.
The Texas Rangers’ New Stadium Is Getting Roasted Online And Here Are The Best Jokes
The Texas Rangers brand new stadium has been getting dragged – and rightfully so – online. So we compiled some of the best jokes on Twitter to share.
The Junk Drawer: Does Brady’s Loss In The Match Tarnish His Legacy? And The Lamest Manning Joined Twitter
We’re pretty early adopters on this one, we know, but podcasts are the next big thing! And we’ve got one! You should listen… or WATCH!
The Best Tweets From The Last Dance – Episode 9 & 10
We gathered some of our Korked Bats team’s best tweets along with other people’s best tweets recapping episodes 9 and 10 of The Last Dance.