Eat Taco Bell, Win the Cy Young
Justin Verlander eats Taco Bell like it’s his job the night before every game he starts. It’s now our job to get Taco Bell to release the Verlander combo meal in every Taco Bell store.
Pitcher
David Price Always Looks Bored
David Price always looks so bored. Don’t believe us? See for yourself.
Racial Tensions Flare After Rookie Pitcher Gets Third Strike-Out
Sports journalists everywhere have stepped up to try and explain that the “K’s” have nothing to do with white power and simply just represent strikeouts, but fans aren’t listening.
A Soria Subject
Joakim Soria stated today, that because of all the increased violence in Mexico, he wants everyone to stop calling him by his nickname. Then what should we call him? We have some answers.
Look Alikes
Each week, Korked Bats brings you a look alike from the wide world of sports. Today’s look alike includes San Francisco Giants closer Brian Wilson.
Nolan Ryan, The Lone Star
According to this photo, Nolan Ryan is obviously upset about something or he’s just feeling lonely. We try and find out why.