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NBA Satire 

HEADLINES – 2015 NBA Finals

June 17, 2015June 17, 2015 Austin

We put together some headlines about the 2015 NBA Finals that you probably won’t see in the papers.

All Sports NBA Satire 

Other Times The Oklahoman’s Headlines Ended Up Being Wrong

May 5, 2014May 5, 2014 Austin

Recently, The Oklahoman gave Kevin Durant the nickname “Mr. Unreliable.” Here are other newspaper headlines they posted that ended up being wrong.

NFL Satire 

Chris Johnson’s Full Page Ad “Thanking” Titans Fans

April 4, 2014April 4, 2014 Austin

After the Tennessee Titans cut running back Chris Johnson, he took out this full page ad in the newspaper.

College Football Headlines 

HEADLINES – 2013 BCS National Championship

January 8, 2013January 9, 2013 Austin

The Alabama Crimson Tide won their second straight BCS National Championship last night. Here are a few headlines you probably won’t see in the papers today.

NFL 

Power Tankings: Kansas City Chiefs

November 26, 2012November 26, 2012 Chris

Things are getting pretty bad for the Kansas City Chiefs. And even worse for their fans.

NFL 

Rian Lindell’s Newspaper Ad Guarantee for the Buffalo Bills

July 26, 2012July 26, 2012 Austin

After Ryan Kalil took out a newspaper ad guaranteeing a Super Bowl victory, Rian Lindell took one out guaranteeing something for the Bills.

MLB 

The History of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch’s Asterisk

June 4, 2012June 17, 2015 Austin

The St. Louis Post-Dispatch has used asterisks before to trivialize monumental accomplishments. We have compiled them here in one place.

Headlines MLB 

Headlines – St. Louis Cardinals Win The World Series

October 29, 2011 Austin

The St. Louis Cardinals won the 2011 World Series. Here are some newspaper headlines you probably won’t see.

Headlines 

Headlines – Jim Tressel Resigns

May 31, 2011 Austin

Jim Tressel resigned yesterday. Here are some newspaper headlines you probably won’t see.

Headlines NBA 

Headlines – Thunder Beat Grizzlies

May 16, 2011 Austin

The Oklahoma City Thunder defeated the Memphis Grizzlies in Game 7 of the Western Conference Semifinals. Here are some headlines you probably won’t see in the papers…

Headlines NBA 

Headlines – 2011 NBA All-Star Weekend

February 21, 2011 Austin

The NBA held their All-Star Weekend this weekend. Here are some headlines you probably won’t see…

Headlines 

Headlines – Super Bowl XLV

February 8, 2011October 27, 2022 Austin

The Packers won the Super Bowl on Sunday. Here are some headlines that you probably won’t see…

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