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Kansas State’s Band Will Stop Playing Wabash Cannonball If Students Don’t Stop Yelling “F-KU!” During It. Sad!

September 7, 2022September 7, 2022 Austin
College Football Satire 

Mizzou Hired Steve Wilks As Their D-Coordinator, When Charles Kelly Was Available

January 22, 2021October 29, 2022 Guest

Mizzou recently named Steve Wilks their new defensive coordinator, when Charles Kelly was still available. An Alabama coach who runs a bar.

College Basketball 

Don’t Ask How, But Mizzou Basketball Is Somehow Getting It Done

January 22, 2021January 22, 2021 Guest

Mizzou is slowly but surely putting together a nice little season. How? Who knows, but let’s enjoy it while it lasts.

Podcast 

The Junk Drawer: A Draft For Santa’s Reindeer, We’re Anti-Northwestern, & How Big Is A Whale’s Penis?

December 22, 2020October 14, 2022 Austin

You never know where the conversations in The Junk Drawer are going to go. Pop on this podcast and just get lost in the minds of Austin, A.D. and Grit.

All Sports 

Did We Really Need Sports To Come Back? Because I Kinda Liked The Feeling Of Not Having Constant Agonizing Pain In My Life

August 7, 2020August 8, 2020 Austin

Sports are back. Unfortunately. But now I’m kinda wishing they never returned, because now I’m reminded of the constant agonizing pain they provide.

College Football Video 

Joe Exotic’s ‘I Saw Tiger’ Dubs Way Too Perfectly Over This Mizzou Football Hype Video

March 28, 2020March 28, 2020 Austin

Someone took Joe Exotic’s hit song “I Saw Tiger” and dubbed it over a hype video for the Mizzou Tigers and honestly it couldn’t fit any more perfect.

College Football Opinion Video 

VIDEO: A Look At The SEC Newest Coaches

December 11, 2019December 11, 2019 Austin

This quick video gives a quick look around some of the newest head coach hires in the SEC, from Lane Kiffin to Eli Drinkwitz to Sam Pittman.

College Football Video 

Mizzou Offensive Linemen Dancing To Christmas Music [VIDEO]

September 11, 2014September 11, 2014 Austin

Mizzou offensive linemen dance to Christmas music on chilly Thursday nights… apparently?

College Football Satire 

18 SEC Rules To Live By

September 10, 2014September 11, 2014 Austin

Here are 18 rules for SEC teams and fans to live by.

College Football Video 

Do The Pinkel Dance [VIDEO]

September 10, 2014September 10, 2014 Austin

The Pinkel Dance is the next latest dance craze

College Football Satire 

SEC Network Shows You WON’T See

August 14, 2014August 15, 2014 Austin

We’ve obtained a list of the SEC Network shows that you won’t see because they failed to make the cut.

College Football Video 

Missouri Offensive Lineman Twerk To “Wiggle” [VIDEO]

August 12, 2014October 28, 2022 Austin

Before every preseason practice, Mizzou has different position groups dance in front of the team. Here is a video of the offensive linemen… twerking.

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