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NFL Satire 

Mark Sanchez Torn Labrum Surgery Delayed Until Doctors Learn What A Labrum Is

November 1, 2013November 5, 2013 Austin

Mark Sanchez’s torn labrum surgery has been delayed until team doctors learn what a labrum is.

NFL Satire 

New York Jets Ready To Apologize for 2013 Season

September 6, 2013September 6, 2013 Joe

As the 2013 NFL regular season kicks off, the New York Jets are already prepared to apologize for their performance.

NFL 

Get The Rex Ryan Workout Tape Today!

September 3, 2013September 3, 2013 Austin

Learn how New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan lost all of his weight by watching his workout tape.

NFL 

FLOWCHART: Are You A New York Jets Quarterback?

August 26, 2013August 26, 2013 Austin

If you’re sitting at home wondering if you are, in fact, a New York Jets quarterback, this flowchart should help.

NFL Satire 

Jets Send Sanchez Subtle Hint

August 2, 2013August 2, 2013 Guest

New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez received quite a surprise when he showed up for training camp this past Monday.

NFL Satire 

God Chooses McElroy To Start Apocolypse Over Tebow

December 21, 2012December 21, 2012 Austin

In a shocking decision, God has decided to go with Greg McElroy to start the Apocalypse over Time Tebow.

College Football NFL 

Football Award Winners

December 6, 2012December 5, 2012 Austin

The College Football Awards are handed out tonight and here are a few of the award winners.

NFL 

Campaign 2012: Tebow v. Sanchez [VIDEO]

October 26, 2012October 26, 2012 Austin

We’re already starting to see campaign videos for the Tebow v. Sanchez Jets starting quarterback race. This is getting intense.

NFL 

“Sanchezing” Having a Hard Time Taking Off

March 29, 2012March 29, 2012 Kyle

Introducing Sanchezing: Mark Sanchez’s response to Tebowing.

NFL The Ladies Room 

Tebow/Sandwich Time

March 29, 2012March 29, 2012 Erin

The Ladies Room has conducted a few ideas for other Tim Tebow inspired Sandwiches. Carnegie Deli, take notice. She has some good ones.

NFL The Ladies Room 

Quarterbacks: The Hot Topic

March 15, 2012March 15, 2012 Erin

Our Ladies Room reporter Erin, a local Nashvillian, doesn’t think Peyton Manning is cute enough for the Titans. Here is a list of the QBs that she thinks is.

All Sports 

Street Signs for Sports

January 19, 2012January 19, 2012 Austin
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