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College Football Satire 

15 Potential Replacements For Will Muschamp

November 17, 2014November 17, 2014 Austin

We put together a pretty solid list of 15 potential candidates for the Florida Gators to replace Will Muschamp.

College Football Video 

Lou Holtz Snaps At Mark May [VIDEO]

November 9, 2014November 9, 2014 Austin

Like literally everyone else, Lou Holtz has finally had enough with his coworker Mark May.

College Football Satire 

Lou Holtz Runs Out Of Spit, Hospitalized For Dehydration

November 4, 2013November 4, 2013 Joe

ESPN College Football Analyst and human sprinkler Lou Holtz has been hospitalized of dehydration.

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Athletes Best Equipped to Help You Survive the Apocalypse

May 20, 2011October 14, 2022 Kyle

With the end of the world coming tomorrow, Kyle weighs in with what athletes you should meet up with for your best chance for survival. You need this info to live.

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