The 2020 Korkie Awards
Everyone on the internet does some sort of year in review. We do it in the form of an awards show. Ladies and gentlemen, we present: The 2020 Korkie Awards.
Jose Altuve
You Might Wanna Sit Down For This, But The Astros’ Ex-GM Says They Still Employ Cheaters
In probably the least shocking thing you’ll learn today, Jeff Lunhow admits that the Astros organization still gainfully employs their cheating masterminds.
Dusty Baker Says Jose Altuve‘s Struggles Are “Killing Him” Which Is Sad Because HAHAHAHAHA!
Jose Altuve is clearly struggling this season without the aid of a trash can to tell him what pitch is coming, and per Dusty Baker its “killing him.”
How The Astros Made A Bad Situation Worse
Want to know how the Astros and MLB made this whole sign-stealing saga even worse? Watch this video and allow us to explain.
Houston Astros Apologize For Not Doing Anything Wrong
The Houston Astros held a press conference to apologize for not doing anything wrong, claiming they don’t see what the big deal is but they’re sorry anyway.
The Astros Have Fired Their Trash Can
More fallout from the Houston Astros cheating saga, as the team has now agreed to part ways with their trash can which played a huge part in stealing signs.