Don’t Ask How, But Mizzou Basketball Is Somehow Getting It Done
Mizzou is slowly but surely putting together a nice little season. How? Who knows, but let’s enjoy it while it lasts.
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A List Of Theories Behind The Chargers Team Doctor Stabbing Tyrod Taylor In The Lung
Nobody just stabs their patient in the chest and punctures their lung without some sort of conspiracy behind it. Luckily we have some theories.
Should Sam Darnold Remain The Jets Starting QB Or Get Mono Again? Let’s Weigh The Options
If you’re Sam Darnold, would you want to remain the New York Jets starting quarterback or. just get mono again? We take a deep dive into this question.
What Kind Of Idiot Injures Themselves Putting Pants On? Answer: Zack Wheeler
We’ve got another addition to the weird baseball injury hall of fame. This time it’s Zack Wheeler for getting injured putting on pants.
The Country Is Divided And The Only Thing That Can Bring Us Together Is Boban Marjanović
The country is in a dark place and the only bright light is Boban Marjanović. The only man to get Marcus Smart to give a compliment. Boban is a human oasis.
Hey Geriatrics, It’s Time To Take Your Wrinkly Arthritis Hands Off Baseball!
Hey old people, nothing against you, but do you mind giving us baseball now? Every other sport has been passed down to younger generations except baseball.
A Frozen Ship Was Found Off The Coast of Antarctica, And We Finally Found Out What’s Inside
There have been many conspiracies floated about what this frozen ship found off the coast of Antarctica is, but finally, we have the answer.
Jay Cutler vs. The Mystery Chicken Killer Is The Greatest NFL Rivalry of All-Time
If you haven’t been following this Jay Cutler vs. Mystery Chicken Killer saga on Jay’s newly discovered Instgram, what have you been doing with your life?!
Ideas To Liven Up Baseball’s Empty Stands When It Returns
Now that baseball is (maybe) coming back, what should we do about the empty stadiums that the players will be playing in? Don’t worry, we have ideas.
Some Advice On What To Get Your Dad For Father’s Day
Struggling to find something to get your dad for Father’s Day this year? It’s not that difficult, numnuts. Just follow this advice and you’re set.
The NBA Is Coming Back: Here Are Our 10 Biggest Takeaways
With the NBA coming back, here are our 10 biggest takeaways. Including what do they say after they win it all? “I’m staying at Disney World!”
Aside From Virtual Fans, Here Are 4 Other Ways The NFL Will Improve The Virtual Experience
The NFL announced recently that they plan on using virtual fans and/or piping in crowd noise for the TV broadcasts of games this fall. But that’s not all…