Adrian Peterson Is Back, Which Means Adrian Peterson’s Massive Dips Are Back
With the return of Adrian Peterson means one thing, the return of Adrian Peterson’s massive dips. The man notorious for chaw is back!
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PICTURE: Wes Welker Represents The Molly-pop Guild
Wes Welker is short and pops Molly… So this only made sense.
22 Reasons Why Johnny Manziel Would Roll Up His Dollar Bills
We come up with other reasons (aside from the obvious) why Johnny Manziel might roll up his money, like he’s doing in the most recent photo of him.
PED Distributors Report To Spring Training
Mainly insist that it’s officially baseball season as PED distributors have now reported to Spring Training.
LSU Tigers Pass A Test!
LSU Tigers CBs Mathieu and Simon as well as RB Ware all tested positive for synthetic marijuana. The good news is, they finally passed a test!
Let Me Be Austin With You…
Frank is out of town this week, so Austin has hijacked his weekly Let Me Be Frank With You post. Austin rants about Frank, Erik Ainge, Auburn’s excess cash, male cheerleaders, and pointless TwitPics.
Stoners ‘Super Pumped’ for Blazers/Nuggets Game
This is a Guest Post from funnyman Chris Nester. Chris is currently living in New York City trying to make it as a comedian. He has since started a blog. Check it out: RejectedQuotes.tumblr.com