Please Join Me In Pouring One Out For Snow Days
Remember snow days? Kids these days won’t. Now that coco has taken away going to actual school & replaced it with virtual learning, kids will never get off.
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Who NOT To Start In Fantasy Football – Week 12
You can go anywhere on the internet for advice on who to start this week, but you can only go one place on the internet to learn who NOT to start.
Gameday Grub Of The Week: Baltimore Bat Wings
The Ravens have COVID, and their season is falling apart. So join the party and dig into these Old Bay-laden bat wings. Then go to the hospital.
The NFL Has Finally Found The Cure To COVID
They’ve done it. The NFL has figured out how to defeat COVID and they proved it with their latest protocol inplementation. Good job, Goodell!
Good News: Dr. Fauci Says Santa Claus Is Immune From Spreading COVID-19
Dr. Fauci announced that everyone’s favorite fat man, Santa Claus, is apparently immune from catching or spreading COVID. Looks like Christmas can continue!
Wanna Hate The Titans? That’s Fine. But They’re Responsible For Giving Us The Best NFL Week Ever
Hate the Titans if you want, but they’re the ones responsible for giving us the best week of football of all of our collective lives. Thank you, Titans.
The Titans Broke NFL Protocols And Worked Out Together Last Week Like A Bunch Of Idiots
Welp. The Titans stepped in it big time. They gathered to practice in a time when they were supposed to. be quarantining. Not good. Ugh.
Winning A Super Bowl Takes Heart, Talent, & Negative COVID Tests, And Guess What? The Titans Now Have All Three
To win a championship, you cannot have coronavirus, and guess what? The Titans are one step closer to winning that championship with no new positive tests.
Alright, I’m Actually Sorry, Steelers. You Don’t Deserve This
A day after assuming the game would be in primetime on Monday night, we find out that Titans-Steelers is actually moved to Week 7 (probably).
Did The Titans Fake COVID Tests To Get A.J. Brown Healthy?
Time to open up your eyes, sheeple. Stay woke. See what’s REALLY going on. The Titans are faking COVID just to get A.J. Brown healthy for their season.
The NFL’s COVID Outbreak And Other Diseases The Vikings Definitely Spread
The Tennessee Titans have given us the NFL’s first COVID outbreak… or was it actually the Vikings’ fault? Hear us out. This is important.