Contract Negotiations
Derrick Henry Is Getting Paid! LET’S PARTY!
As the #1 Derrick Henry Fansite on the Internet™, you know we’re stoked about the rushing king getting paid and rewarded with a long term deal. LET’S PARTY!
Things Patrick Mahomes Can Buy With His $503 Million Contract
Patrick Mahomes is what we would call “rich” now. He got this way after signing a $503 million dollar contract extenstion. Let’s see what he can buy now.
HEY MLB OWNERS (AND ROB MANFRED), GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR BUTTS!
MLB has their heads up their asses and it’s solely due to the owners and gap-toothed commissioner, Rob Manfred. Let us vent about what big morons they are.
50 Things Giancarlo Stanton Can Buy With His New Contract
We compiled a list of 50 different things Giancarlo Stanton could buy with his new $325 million contract with the Miami Marlins.
Arizona Cardinals Sign Carson Palmer To 1-Game, $50 Million Contract
Arizona Cardinals announce plans to overpay QB Carson Palmer for one game before he tears up his knee and misses the rest of the season.
LeBron James’ List Of Demands To Return To The Heat
An anonymous source (read: probably LeBron) sent a list of demands to the Miami Heat. These demands are required to re-sign LeBron James.
The LeBron James Conspiracy
We have a theory, LeBron James announcement to opt out of his contract with the Miami Heat is part of an elaborate conspiracy.
PICTURE: Colin Kaepernick Signs New Deal With 49ers, Unedited
We uncovered an unedited version of the picture of 49ers QB Colin Kaepernick signing his new contract extension.
NHL Inks Lucrative TV Deal With TLC
The NHL has inked a new TV deal with TLC, the same channel that airs reality shows about things you wouldn’t normally be interested in.
Pujols Signs with Cardinals for Shaq’s Proposed $300 Million Deal
“It make sense ang, I love dee city,” said the future hall-of-famer, Albert Pujols.
The Worst Thing for College Basketball
The most exciting voice in sports, Gus Johnson, is leaving CBS for Fox. Good move, CBS.