A Power Ranking Of The Best Places To Sleep In A Hockey Arena
A youth hockey team is staying in a hockey arena during covid, so we decided to power rank the best places to sleep in an arena.
Canada
Green Ooze Was Found Underground In Toronto, So Don’t Tell Me The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Aren’t Real
In a sinkhole in Toronto, there was discovered to be some bright green slime, which city officials claim they put there on purpose. Sure. It’s TMNT time.
Before There was Stanley, There was Frank
Before Lord Stanley of Preston rose to fame in Canada, there was Lord Frank.
Highlights
We have started a new video series called “Highlights.” Check out our first two videos here. For more of our video fun, check out: YouTube.com/korkedbats
You Gotta Fight For Your Right…
Like football? Like insanely out of hand sports brawls? Then check out this Canadian football fight that led up into the stands from Saturday.
A Tribute To The Expos
Here is a tribute to the Montreal Expos (1969-2004). There isn’t much to remember about them so this won’t take long.
Fútbol Celebrations, Football Celebrations, and Canadian Baseball
This post includes everything that the title says. Fútbol celebrations, football celebrations, and Canadian baseball… Well, Canadian baseball grounds crews, but it’s nearly the same thing.
Suspicious Bonfire Reported Outside Ryan Miller’s Home
Since the Winter Olympics’ Men’s Hockey Final, Sidney Crosby’s stick and gloves have been missing. Yesterday there was a reported bonfire in USA goalie Ryan Miller’s backyard.
Dear America, I’m Sorry
Austin (for the second time in less than a year) has jinxed Team USA sports. Here is his (second) formal apology.
Picture Of The Week
This picture of the week comes from the Winter Olympics in Vancouver. Give us your best caption for this photo.
More Like CANTada
In case you haven’t heard, USA beat Canada, 5-3, in hockey on Sunday night in the Winter Olympics. Austin takes time out of his day to rub it in Canadians’ faces. U-S-A!
Oh Canada!
Oh Canada… You have put so much effort in to, not only the chance to host the Winter Olympics, but also meeting expectations with your hosting. It’s so precious.