Cam And The Loser Patriots: A Celebratory Gameday Grub For Christmas
The Patriots are finally going to miss the playoffs this year, thanks to Cam Newton. Celebrate this holiday season with a lame, disappointing snack.
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The New England Patriots Are Jason Voorhees
The New England Patriots are Jason Voorhees. Just when you think they’re dead is right when they start killing again. Don’t ever count them out.
Can We Talk About Cam Newton’s Fez?
You guys… Are we not going to talk about this? Cam Newton wore a fez. We need to talk about Cam Newton’s Fez. How is nobody making a big deal out of this?
A Petty Criticism Of Bill And Steve Belichick’s Haircuts
Bill Belichick is proving he doesn’t need Tom Brady, but his son Steve and he could really use a new barber—or any barber with eyes.
The Junk Drawer: MLB’s Spring Training Is Called ‘Summer Camp,’ No More #ComebackSZN For Manziel, And A Fourth of July DRAFT
A new episode of The Junk Drawer covering all of the week’s biggest stories like blah blah, Cam Newton, Summer Camp blah blah, 4th of July and Manziel!
The Last 5 Months When The Patriots Were Bad Were The Greatest 5 Months Ever
Remember when the Patriots were bad? Yeah, me too. It was awesome. I mean, sure, everything else in the world sucked, but at least football ruled.
Critics Upset With How Frequently Peyton Manning Dabs His Pizza
Over the past season, many Peyton Manning critics have emerged, upset with how often the Broncos quarterback dabs his pizza.
SEC Network Shows You WON’T See
We’ve obtained a list of the SEC Network shows that you won’t see because they failed to make the cut.
The Guide For What Halloween Candy Athletes Give
We’ve got your OFFICIAL guide of what candies certain athletes are handing out for Halloween this year.
Entertaining the Masses (On and Off the Field)
I want Gabbert to date an 80 year-old and see how that plays out. That’s right. You read that correctly.
Chizik: “Being Great Is Really Expensive.”
Gene Chizik used an analogy with his players at the end of their spring football game. A good analogy, yes, but good timing? Definitely no.
Look Alikes
Each week, Korked Bats brings you a look alike from the wide world of sports. Today’s look alike includes Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton.