Bryce Harper
Celebrities, They’re Just Like Us! Celebrity Encounter Stories Are The Best & Here Are Mine
We all have celebrity encounter stories. Sometimes they were super nice, sometimes they were big dicks and sometimes they scared you just by looking at you.
Why Your Favorite MLB Team Will Win The World Series In 2020
At the start of every baseball season, hope springs eternal. That’s why we wanted to provide a reason why EVERY MLB team will win it all this year.
Bryce Harper Is The Baddest Man Alive, Undeterred By Coronavirus
Bryce Harper was asked about coronavirus today and let’s just say he’s not worried in the least because he’s a bad ass MFer, apparently.
Play MLB Spring Training BINGO!
To help pass the month and half until ACTUAL baseball begins, let’s all partake in a nice game of MLB Spring Training BINGO.
Awkward! Bryce Harper Apparently Signed With The San Diego Padres 3 Years Ago
While the baseball world waits on where Bryce Harper will sign this offseason, it turns out he actually signed with the San Diego Padres 3 years ago and no one realized.
24 Realistic ESPN Mobile Alerts
Seems like ESPN Mobile Alerts get more and more ridiculous, updating us with things we don’t need to know about or wording their updates in weird ways. We came up with 24 realistic mobile alerts ESPN should use.
We Fixed Sports Illustrated’s MLB Preview Cover
Bryce Harper, Max Scherzer, and Bryce Harper’s goliath forearms were featured on Sports Illustrated’s MLB Preview cover. We fixed the cover to be more realistic.
The Most Bryce Harper GIF Ever, Bro [GIF]
Bryce Harper has a new commercial. And it gives us the most Bryce Harper GIF ever.
Fake Interviews With Real Athletes: Bryce Harper
Korked Bats got the ultimate fake pleasure of kind of sitting down with Bryce Harper. Check out our fake interview with this real athlete!
The Official List of Clown Questions, Bro
To prevent ever asking Bryce Harper a clown question again, we’ve released the official list of clown questions. Let’s not make the same mistake twice.