Since Randy Johnson Hates Us, March 24th Is A Day That Haunts Us
As many of you already know, Randy Johnson hates our guts. Completely despises us. We know this from the fact that he blocked us on Instagram following us making a meme that referenced him.
So naturally, when March 24th rolls around every year – the anniversary of Randy exploding that dove with a 98mph fastball – it terrifies the crap out of us because we’re constantly reminded of MLB’s Hall of Fame Slender Man. That lanky giant just continues to haunt us all day on March 24th. This video is a proper representation of that. Enjoy.
