Shocker: Brady Avoids A Postgame Handshake with Foles Like It’s A Nightshade (Again)

Last night B.D. Nick Foles and the Chicago Bears took down Tom Brady and the Bucs, 20-19 (the under was a lock… thanks, Gator!). It was a sloppy game, filled with familiar faces squaring off once again in Foles and Brady. What was most familiar of all, however, was the image of Tom Brady running off of the field after taking the L without shaking his opposing QB’s hand (or in Nick’s case–his monster dong).
In case you guys don’t recall, Mr. Brady also did not shake hands with BDN after Super Bowl 52, when the Philadelphia Eagles defeated the Pats 41-33 (Go Birds).

What is it about Nick Foles that Tom can’t swallow?
Is it just for the simple fact that he’s a poor sport and can’t handle that Nick took a Lombardi Trophy from him? Maybe Tom’s son thinks Nick is a better father and/or kisser? Or maybe it’s literally Nick’s tree trunk between his legs?
I’m sure Tom will use the COVID-19 excuse if asked about this. He’ll probably say the TB12 method does not include handshakes in his diet. The only thing about that is, Tom was seen making out with Justin Herbert after the game last week against the Chargers… so something’s not adding up. Let’s see if Tom keeps it consistent next week when he faces off against a newly single Aaron Rodgers.

Will we ever see this touching spectacle again? Probably not. Only time will tell, though. Hopefully these two can meet in the playoffs and Tom will have a THIRD chance at romance.
Until then– Go Birds.
