Seahawks Lose Marshawn Lynch After Leaving Him By The Door of Media Day
NEW YORK CITY — The Seattle Seahawks announced late Tuesday evening that they seemed to have misplaced their starting running back Marshawn Lynch after leaving him by the door during Super Bowl’s Media Day festivities.
“I’m not exactly sure how this happened,” Seattle’s Director of Pro Personnel Trent Kirchner said. “We set him by the exit so we wouldn’t forget him on our way out.” Kirchner admitted that he may be at fault. “I’ll be honest, I walked away for maybe two minutes to check out the dude dressed like Mozart,” Kirchner claimed. “I had no idea Lynch would be gone by the time I returned. Now we can’t find him anywhere!”
The team’s front office has asked for everyone to keep an eye out for him. They described him as being the “only New Yorker who isn’t talking” and that he is “dressed to rob a bank” or “run a marathon in the rain.”
The Seahawks have asked that if you see someone walking down the streets of New York claiming to be “about that action, boss,” to please notify authorities immediately. They have also advised people in the area to search endzones, convenient store candy aisles and film sets of Geico commercials thoroughly. If you have any information on the whereabouts of Marshawn Lynch please contact the Seattle Seahawks immediately. Also, please take warning, Lynch is considered to be unarmed but extremely dangerous, especially if you happen to be wearing a Saints jersey.
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