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Rejected Inappropriate Matt Holliday Ads On Cardinals.com

August 28, 2013August 28, 2013 Austin

The St. Louis Cardinals recently ran this ad on their website, Cardinals.com. As you may have guessed, this probably wasn’t the best ad to feature left fielder Matt Holliday.

[H/T: @MattSebek]

However, the Cardinals were going to go with much worse ads to feature their star. In fact, this ad seems tame compared to the ones they were going to run. Luckily for you, we obtained the team’s rough drafts. See below:

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Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.