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Realistic Winter Olympic Events

Realistic Winter Olympics

The Winter Olympics are great. Like when you’re home doing chores and you need background noise, the Winter Olympics provide just that. It’s just difficult for the everyday person to get totally invested in the Winter Olympics since none of the events are relatable. I mean, one of the top events is Ice Dancing. Aside from the few seconds before you hit the ground after slipping on a patch of ice, none of us have ever ice danced.

That’s why we suggest the Winter Olympics unveil some more realistic events in which all of us can relate.


Realistic Winter Olympics Events - Ice Scraping

Realistic Winter Olympics Events - Trash

Realistic Winter Olympics Events - Icy Steps

Realistic Winter Olympics Events - Layering Clothes

Realistic Winter Olympics Events - Chapstick

Realistic Winter Olympics Events - Tongue Burn

Realistic Winter Olympics Events - Scarf

Realistic Winter Olympics Events - Space Heater

Realistic Winter Olympics Events - Toboggan

If you have any to add, comment below or tweet them to us: @korkedbats

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Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter (which he apparently thought was important enough to share here). He also wears pants everyday.

Austin

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