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Thursday, March 28, 2024

Korked Bats

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Rays Pitcher Tyler Glasnow Is Working On A New Splitter-Cutter Hybrid Pitch That He Calls “The Slutter”

OMG, Kyle! You can’t just call a pitch that! It’s time we as a nation stop slut-shaming out slider-cutter hybrid pitches. If these pitches want to live promiscuous lifestyles, that’s on them. Who are we to say otherwise?

Other names Tyler can use:

  • clider
  • cudder
  • slitter
  • the Glaslutter
  • the Tyler Slidenow Cutlater (probably too wordy)

Ok, look, maybe it’s harder than I thought coming up with a name for this pitch that teenage boys won’t giggle at. Maybe TyTy should spend more time on the name than the actual pitch. But if you want to keep that “slutter” name, another name option could also be “my ex.” People don’t forget, Ashley!

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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