Randy Moss: A Photo Memoir

Randy Moss retired. And we want to recognize him with a special photo memoir from his illustrious career. Now you’re probably thinking, “Hey Korked Bats, aren’t you a little late?! Randy Moss retired weeks ago!”

First of all, that’s MISTER Bats to you, jerk. And second, we wanted to wait a while to make sure he was really retired and wasn’t just Favre-ing us. With an ego bigger than Al Davis’s tumor, Randy Moss retiring isn’t believable for at least a few weeks. So now that we’ve waited, it’s time to remember everyone’s favorite early-game-quitter with a photo memoir of all of our favorite Randy Moss moments. Except when he hit that lady cop with his car. We weren’t able to obtain pictures from that.

So without further adieu, our Randy Moss tribute:

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This post was created by Austin. You can follow him and his jokes on Twitter: @TheAHuff

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Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter (which he apparently thought was important enough to share here). He also wears pants everyday.


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