QUIZ: College Football Recruit or Made Up Name?

It’s National Signing Day. The one day of the year where it’s ok to pick up 17-year-old high schoolers. With that comes a circus of young, talented athletes with ridiculous names. We figured, why not turn it into a game?

So we bring you a Korked Bats Quiz… College Football Recruit of Made Up Name? We’ll give you the name. You decide whether it’s a real college football recruit or a made up name.The answers are revealed at the bottom of the page.

1. Hercules Mata’afa

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2. Bearooz Yacoobi

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3. Raz’r Jefferson

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4. Rocket Sean-Platters

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5. Poona Ford

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6. Clammeth Muster

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7. Sammy Wata’tafa

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8. Tennessee Su’esu’e

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9. Lion King Conway

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10. Valentine Butters

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11. Paul Adams

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12. Dae’Juan Funderburk

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13. Pik’up Trux Foster

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14. Da’best Fields

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15. Wonderful Terry

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16. Sofa Bradley

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17. Brendee Purple

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18. Manly Williams

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19. Squally Canada

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20. Munee Inda’bank Jackson

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ANSWERS:

1. RECRUIT – Washington State Defensive End Commit

2. RECRUIT – Purdue Offensive Lineman Commit

3. MADE UP – Raz’r is a type of foldable scooter.

4. MADE UP – Rocket’s mom refused to drop her maiden name, thus the hyphen.

5. RECRUIT – Texas Defensive Tackle Commit

6. MADE UP – He often gets in legal trouble since his friends call him Meth.

7. MADE UP – Fun Fact: His last name is actually German.

8. RECRUIT – Boise State Offensive Lineman Commit

9. RECRUIT – Eastern Michigan Defensive End Commit

10. MADE UP – Valentine & Butters are actually two words you never want to hear on a first date.

11. RECRUIT – Missouri Offensive Lineman Commit

12. RECRUIT – West Virginia Safety Commit

13. MADE UP – His sister’s name is Hyprid Hatch Back.

14. MADE UP – Whenever anyone meets him, their egos immediately get crushed.

15. RECRUIT – Western Kentucky Corner Back Commit

16. MADE UP – Coaches appreciate the fact that he has gotten less and less soft each year.

17. MADE UP – His mom’s last name is Blue and his dad’s last name is Red.

18. RECRUIT – Hawaii Safety Commit

19. RECRUIT – Washington State Running Back Commit

20. MADE UP – Inda’bank is actually a family name passed down for generations.

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