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Quarterback Google Searches

I love Google. I literally don’t know the last time I’ve thought about something, pondered something I didn’t know for longer than 45 seconds. Instead, I just Google search it. Arguments last about ten seconds now, since the internet knows more about everything than you’ll ever know about anything. Google is so smart that they even know why you’re searching. They’ve started filling in the rest of your thought for you. Creepy? Yes. But helpful? Maybe. I gave a search of a few NFL Quarterbacks, and here are the predetermined “Google Predictions” for each of them.

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Phillip Rivers – San Diego Chargers

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Tim Tebow – Denver Broncos

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Tom Brady – New England Patriots

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JaMarcus Russell – Your Neighbor’s Couch

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Peyton Manning – Indianapolis Colts

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This post was created by Kyle. You can follow his jokes on Twitter: @kyleayers

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Kyle is a comedian writer, actor, and producer. You may have seen his standup on CONAN, or somewhere else if you’re really into standup. He has appeared on Fuse, Comedy Central, VH1, and more, and he has written for CBS, Comedy Central, TBS, contributed to Roasts, as well as Huffington Post, CNN, The New York Times, Wired, and a really cool site called Korked Bats.

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