Quarterback Google Searches
I love Google. I literally don’t know the last time I’ve thought about something, pondered something I didn’t know for longer than 45 seconds. Instead, I just Google search it. Arguments last about ten seconds now, since the internet knows more about everything than you’ll ever know about anything. Google is so smart that they even know why you’re searching. They’ve started filling in the rest of your thought for you. Creepy? Yes. But helpful? Maybe. I gave a search of a few NFL Quarterbacks, and here are the predetermined “Google Predictions” for each of them.
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Phillip Rivers – San Diego Chargers
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Tim Tebow – Denver Broncos
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Tom Brady – New England Patriots
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JaMarcus Russell – Your Neighbor’s Couch
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Peyton Manning – Indianapolis Colts
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