Puppy Bowl Predictions
You might be excited for the Super Bowl this upcoming Sunday, but there is something else that is about to blow your mind.
THE PUPPY BOWL
This is like the cutest and best thing in the whole world. Unless you don’t think puppies are cute. You might be like, “What? Who doesn’t like puppies?” I dated a guy once that hated all baby animals. So it is possible for people to not like or love puppies.
I would like to introduce you to some of the serious puppy players in the upcoming bowl. You are not going to want to stop looking at this post. I know I won’t.
BIG EDDIE AND LORD VOLDEMORT
Meet the coaches. Turns out they are brothers. Crazy right? They are only eight weeks old, but are already making a name for themselves around the league. They enjoy smelling new things and drawing X’s and O’s to help their team run super cute plays. No matter who wins, they are both going to Disney World.
ROCKY MCGAVIN
This is Rocky. Rocky McGavin. Rocky is a serious puppy with great potential. Rocky is a no nonsense puppy. He already does that thing that where he poops in the same area of the backyard. He is probably going to be up for MVP and yes, the P in this situation stands for puppy. Deal with it.
PRINCE
Meet Prince. His major influences are Chris Johnson and Carrot Top, although not in that order. Prince always looks like he is up to mischief, but he knows that and uses it to his advantage. He is leading the league in running yards and touchdowns, but more importantly, cuddle time.
BINGO
Are you kidding me with this puppy? I just want to eat him up. Bingo is the Tim Tebow of puppies. He is young and cute and second string. Don’t look for this cute little guy to have much playing time, but do look for quite a bit of screen time. In the future he is looking to move to New York to pursue his acting career, but after a quick nap.
ROCCO
And here is Rocco. He was just born to be a kicker. Not many puppies can say that. In fact, Rocco can’t really really say it (puppies can’t talk), but that’s what these headshots were supposed to infer. Rocco believes in loyalty and catching that sneaky tail that is always almost getting him.
LADIES, I can’t begin to tell you how cute the Puppy Bowl is. Please watch it and make enough super girly noises that all the guys around you get so mad they didn’t invite more guys.
XO.
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