Product Review: Drinking Helmet

July 19, 2012July 19, 2012 Austin

Football season is right around the corner. And we all know your primary concern.

How am I going to watch football, drink beverages, and keep my hands free for foam fingers, remote controls, and my smartphone?!

We live in a cruel cruel world, here in the twenty-first century. It’s almost like the world has burdened us with TOO much multitasking.

However, worry no more. We bring to you a product that will solve all (read: most) of your problems! The fine folks at PrankPlace.com, home to many fun and outrageous gifts and gags, sell the infamous drinking helmet. Or as the Boston Red Sox call them, “team hats.” The hat that allows you to sip while you… well… do other stuff. For instance, say you’re a running back for the Seattle Seahawks or a guard for the New York Knicks, this helmet allows you to enjoy a beverage while keeping both hands on the steering wheel. Or if you’re just a regular old fan, it can help in many more ways.

Allow us to show you…

When watching the big game (either at the stadium, in the comfort of your own living room, or illegally on some sketch website), often times, you have too many things to work with. Remote control, pom-poms, smartphone, and of course your beverage. This usually leads to exhaustion and most importantly, dehydration.

What is a football fan like yourself to do?!

Well, idiot, you hydrate yourself. But since you’re hands are full, you obviously need a better solution. That’s where PrankPlace.com’s Drinking Helmet comes into play.

From the moment you put it on, you’ll notice a world of difference. Finally, you can stay cool (note: cool as in temperature, not social status) no matter what you’re doing. You now have the freedom to do more, too. Great play? Tweet it! (or, shameless plug, read @KorkedBats hilarious tweet about it.) Another game on a different station? Change the channel! Trying to entertain a baby? Shake the pom-pom! Now you can do all of these things while you sip on some…