Potential Punishments The NFL Should Impose On The Titans For Breaking COVID Protocols
The Titans already faced a potentially significant punishment for alleged protocol breaches that fueled an outbreak of COVID-19. Given the news that the team apparently gathered to practice last week after expressly being told not to do so, the Titans could be facing a consequence the likes of which the NFL has never seen.
There’s buzz in league circles of possible “historic” punishment for the Titans given the various violations.
via Pro Football Talk
Maybe this is just my opinion, but you never want to hear your favorite NFL team’s name in a sentence along with the words “historic” and “punishment.” But yet here we are. Welcome to the nightmare.
Instead of waiting for the extremely fast and ever-evolving news cycle, I figured I’d go ahead and throw out some potential “historic” punishments the Titans could face:
- Make the Titans forfeit against the Bills
- but not this week’s game, they have to forfeit the Music City Miracle
- Fine the Titans…
- …but they have to pay in Bitcoin.
- Titans have to play the rest of the season in the Jaguars’ old uniforms
- the ones with the two-toned gradient helmets
- Bussin’ With The Boys must now record in a 2000 Nissan Altima
- a lot less leg room
- Randy Moss has to be named the Titans #1 receiver again
- at his current age
- Zack Mettenberger has to be named the Titans #1 quarterback again
- good news for him, selfies are still in style
- Only time players can leave their homes is to go out with Pacman Jones
- good luck with that one, guys
- Make Derrick Henry run backwards the whole game
- probably still wouldn’t make a difference, to be honest
- Stephen Gostkowski has to go back to kicking with both socks on
- just like he did in Denver in Week 1
- Will Compton has to have his veneers removed
- brace yourself for this one, figuratively and literally
- Mike Vrabel has to cut off his penis
- even without winning a Super Bowl
- Jeff Fisher has to coach the remainder of the season
- ever see a 3-0 record transform into a 7-9 record?
- Titans have to always wear masks both on and off the field
- fine print: …but they’re T-Rac masks
- All team meetings must take place in Mike Vrabel’s basement.
- while his son poops with the door open
- The Titans players who worked out at that high school have to now enroll into that school for the remainder of the semester
- all those players would have to miss Thursday Night Football since it’s on a school night
- FedEx every player to random country in a shipping container with no money, I.D., or clothes
- whoever can make it back in time for Sunday can play
- They are now the Tennessee Tits
- sorry, dems the rules
- They have to live in Nissan Stadium
- just like those Baker Mayfield Progressive commercials
- They have to watch all of those Baker Mayfield Progressive commercials
- in replace of watching film each week
- The Titans are now in the XFL
- big loss for the franchise, but big win for The Rock
