Post-Prison Donte Stallworth Signed by Cowboys
“Dibs!”The Cowboys, notorious for their acceptance of players with questionable or criminal backgrounds, such as Tank Johnson, Quincy Carter, and Adam “Pac-Man” Jones, have showed immediate interest in signing Stallworth once he is released from prison, which could be as far away as 2025.
“We are prepared to offer the Browns a lucrative deal for the rights to Stallworth,” Jones said in a private press conference held from atop his golden lion statue on Wednesday, “we feel as though his character would fit in well with our ideals here in Dallas in 2025.”
Jones continued with his press conference, saying that he is ready to offer Stallworth, who is months from his court date, let alone a sentence, a 7 year/$55 million contract after his pending, future release from prison.
Stallworth, who, if convicted, could serve up to 15 years in maximum security prison, commented on the situation: “Oh, I’ll be ready to play (hiccup) play when I get out. Donte don’t come cheap.”
The Browns could not be reached for comment.
jerry jones needs to sell the dallas cowboys and create the expansion team the california convicts. just think about the possibilities. they can play their home games on alcatraz island. when the game is over they can head back to their cell.
but seriously, i wish jerry would stop being an idiot and maybe, i dunno, learn from his past. how does such an idiot become as wealthy as him?