Popping My Kork

Oh, hey there.

I feel like I should let you know I’m a little nervous. So bear with me. To break the ice, Austin suggested that I make a little introductory post and let y’all know a little bit about myself. I considered just doing a little copy/paste from my eHarmony profile, but I figured that I should maintain some semblance of pseudo-journalistic integrity.

So here it goes…

I’m a recent alumnus of Clemson University (consider yourselves forewarned: the ACC > SEC banter will begin shortly) where I received my bachelors in biology with a minor in breaking hearts. I was working on a Masters, but the workload was seriously infringing on my blogging opportunities. So, wisely, I promptly kicked grad school to the curb and am devoting all of my scholarly efforts to being the most statistically accurate and tongue-in-cheek writer on this site.

I sort of consider my addition to KB analogous to MNF bringing on Dennis Miller. It’s ESPN meets The New Yorker and I fully intend to spread every bit of my sardonic and intellectual humor to every corner of the sports world (except baseball… I’m just not a fan).

They say that brevity is the essence of communication. That said, I think I’m going to wrap this up. Let’s face it. It hasn’t been that funny, anyway. Like eating in a new restaurant, you should avoid it for the first couple of weeks because the service is incompetent and the food is sub-par. Thus, I give you complete permission to skim over my first few posts. But in all seriousness, I’m beyond excited to be writing on here. Expect more to come.

Slack… Out.

One thought on “Popping My Kork

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    January 26, 2010 at 9:12 am

    Welcome to KB – looking forward to reading more from you!


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