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Wednesday, February 21, 2024

Korked Bats

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Pissed Family Robinson

Have you ever gotten so angry you just didn’t know what to do with yourself?

I’m talking so angry that you begin throwing a temper tantrum which involves antics that shortly after, you don’t remember doing and/or you think to yourself, why the heck did I just do that? لعبة 21

Well, this happened to a minor league manager the other night. To help you understand just how mad he got, I’m going to write the rest of this post in CAPS LOCK.

ON FRIDAY NIGHT, IN THE STATE COLLEGE SPIKES-BATAVIA MUCKDOGS GAME, SPIKES MANAGER GARY ROBINSON GOT PRETTY UPSET WITH A HIT-BY-PITCH CALL! THE FOLLOWING DISPLAY OF EMOTIONS ENSUED!

GARY ROBINSON GOT SO PISSED, HE NOT ONLY WENT PHIL WELLMAN ON HOME PLATE, BUT ALSO DECIDED TO TERRELL OWENS FIRST BASE! THAT FRIGGIN’ BASE DESERVED IT ANYWAY! العاب كسب المال IT’S ALWAYS JUST SITTING THERE NOT BEING PRODUCTIVE AT ALL! IT DESERVES TO BE GIVEN AWAY! OR HECK, MAYBE ROBINSON ISN’T EVEN MAD AT THE BASE! MAYBE HE’S JUST SO ANGRY THAT HE HAS A PITTSBURGH PIRATES HELMET BUT NOT THE REST OF THE UNIFORM TO GO WITH IT! الروليت العربي MAYBE HE’S MAD THAT HIS JOHN OLERUD IMPRESSION DIDN’T GO OVER AS WELL IN THE CLUBHOUSE AS HE HAD PLANNED! MAYBE HE’S UPSET THAT HE IS MANAGING A GAME BETWEEN THE SPIKES AND MUCKDOGS, TWO OF THE WORST MASCOTS IN SPORTS… EVER! MAYBE IT WAS MEL GIBSON NIGHT AT THE PARK AND HE JUST WANTED TO CARRY ON THE FESTIVITIES ONTO THE FIELD! WHO KNOWS?! BUT REGARDLESS, I BELIEVE GARY ROBINSON HAS A LEGITIMATE REASON TO BE UPSET! SO CUT THE GUY SOME FRIGGIN’ SLACK! GAHHH!!!

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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