PICTURE: Why Don Mattingly Is Making This Face
Why is Don Mattingly making this face? The easy answer is because he’s spraying sun tan lotion on himself. But quit being a square and think outside of the box. We like to think he’s making this face because:
- Josh Beckett is pitching today.
- He lost his car keys.
- He lost his car keys in Brian Wilson’s beard.
- He decided to not go with Keystone Light and just got bitter beer face.
- Brandon League blew another save.
- He just opened a mini-pack of Starburst filled with two yellows.
- Yasiel Puig missed his cutoff man.
- He was tricked by yet another Jimmy Kimmel viral video.
- His ace pitcher, Clayton Kershaw, just gave up 7 earned runs in Game 6 of the NLCS.
- Someone’s walkup music is a Pitbull song.
- Yasiel Puig missed his cutoff man again.
- He just watched the clip of John Travolta butchering Idina Menzel’s name.
- Hanley Ramirez replaced his sunscreen with mace.
- Two Words: Flappy Bird.
- Bud Selig just ended this game in a tie.
- He just walked in on his great aunt going to the bathroom.
- Juan Uribe is eating him.
- He just found out that Moneyball 2: The Don Mattingly Story will be directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
- He’s doing his best Don Zimmer impression.
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