PICTURE: LeBron James’ Foot Is WTH?! AHHHHH!!!
Lucky for us, LeBron wears shoes when he plays basketball.
A few thoughts on LeBron’s foot:
- LeBron’s pinky toe is like Erik Spoelstra. What is it there for? Does it even help the others?
- LeBron’s foot auditioned for the new Transformers movie, but didn’t get it because it clearly can’t transform into anything other than disgusting.
- Mission accomplished, LeBron. This made us temporarily forget about your receding hairline.
- Now every aspiring basketball player is trying to cross their pinky toe over the rest of their toes.
- I just threw up in my mouth.
- Greg Oden’s knee thinks LeBron’s toes are messed up.
- Saying LeBron’s foot is nasty would be an insult to things that are nasty.
- LeBron’s foot is so messed up, it was once married to Heidi Klum.
- For every NBA Championship he wins, he bends a toe out of place.
- This little piggie went to the psychiatric ward.
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