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Friday, April 19, 2024

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PICTURE: A Few Thoughts On UCLA’s Flooded Pauley Pavilion

A broken water main on the campus of UCLA flooded the gymnasium floor of the legendary Pauley Pavilion with over 10 million gallons of water.

UCLA Flooded Gym

Here are a few thoughts:

  • More like U-sea-LA, amirite?!
  • Talk about court storming.
  • Pau-leak Pavilion
  • They probably could’ve prevented this leak by covering their pipe with a Trojan.
  • Bump, wet, spike.
  • This is why college hockey doesn’t work in southern California.
  • Beach volleyball has been delayed due to high tide.
  • Yesterday was the 15-year anniversary of the release of Deep Blue Sea. UCLA went to extreme lengths to celebrate.
  • UCLA Ruins
  • Pauley Pavilion was robbed by Home Alone’s Wet Bandits.
  • Time to sub in the white guys for mop-up duty.

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Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

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