Tuesday, June 25, 2024

Korked Bats

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Our Friend Kyle Gibson Pitched A Complete Game Shutout Against Our Enemy The Houston Astros

This is an appreciation blog of our good friend Kyle Benjamin Gibson.

If you love Gibby as much as us and/or hate the Astros as much as us, then the video in the tweet above is straight up pornography. Sorry, should’ve slapped a NSFW warning on there. My bad. But damn, did Gibby bring it tonight.

It’s been up and down year for Gibby, for sure. ربح المال من الالعاب No hiding that fact. But apparently he made an adjustment to his approach (typical pitcher talk), and it worked.

Our freckled friend proved he’s still got it. Let this be a warning: don’t let KGib44 get hot, people. لعبة القمار Don’t let him. Because he’ll make you look foolish. Just ask the 2017 World Champs*. He allowed as many runs as we have respect for the Astros’ World Series ring: zero.

Why do we love this ginger so much? Because he’s been a big supporter of all things Korked Bats over the years. To the point where he even signed up for an Instagram account just to do this Chat with us. Watch.

Go to the 12:43 mark to hear us ask him about facing the Astros.

So Kyle Gibson will always be this blog Cy Young. Scratch that. Cy Young will always be this blog’s Kyle Gibson. We’re ride or die with this guy, and last night we rode to the tune of 9 strikeouts over 9 complete innings with ZERO earned runs.

Kyle Gibson, you’re the man.


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


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