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Our Best Shawn Oakman Memes

Following last week’s Cotton Bowl between the Michigan State Spartans and the Baylor Bears, Bears defensive end Shawn Oakman became internet famous from this picture.

 Shawn Oakman

Oakman is huge. He stands at 6’9″ and 280 lbs. and will return for his senior season next year. Given his size, he gets what he wants. Just check out some of his memes that went viral last week. Here are our best Shawn Oakman memes.

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Big 12 Commissioner: TCU is our conference champion.

Shawn Oakman: Excuse me?

Big 12 Commissioner: Co-champion. TCU is our co-champion.

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Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Shawn Oakman: I’m passing.

Gandalf: Ok, cool. Watch your step.

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TLC: ♫ Don’t go chasing waterfalls. ♫

Shawn Oakman: What?

TLC: You can chase waterfalls if you’d like.

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Bagel Bites: When pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime.

Shawn Oakman: I don’t like bagels.

Bagels Bites: Ok, cool. You can have pizza whenever, whether it’s on a bagel or not.

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Cashier: I’m sorry, we don’t accept American Express.

Shawn Oakman: That’s the only card I have.

Cashier: We don’t except American Express because your purchase is free! Have a great day sir!

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Lil’ Jon: Turn down for what?!

Shawn Oakman: Me.

Lil’ Jon: Ok, turn down for Shawn Oakman, everyone!

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Backstreet Boys: ♫ AM I SEXUAL? ♫

Shawn Oakman: No.

Backstreet Boys: You’re right. *covers up midriff*

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Capital One: What’s in your wallet?

Shawn Oakman: No, what’s in YOUR wallet?

Capital One: Here, just take it!

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McDonald’s: Did somebody say McDonald’s?

Shawn Oakman: No.

McDonald’s: It was probably just the wind or something.

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Chingy: Ya’ll know what this is.

Shawn Oakman: I don’t know what this is.

Chingy: I shouldn’t have assumed. I’m sorry.

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Wild Cherry: ♫ Play that funky music white boy! ♫

Shawn Oakman: What?

Wild Cherry: Play whatever music you’d like, Mr. Oakman.

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Denzel Washington: King Kong ain’t got nothin’ on me!

Shawn Oakman: Excuse me.

Denzel Washington: …but Shawn Oakman does!

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Cable Company: Someone will be at your house anytime between 9am to 6pm.

Shawn Oakman: What time?

Cable Company: I will personally be at your house at 8:58am on the dot.

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Subway: Five… Five Dollar… Five Dollar Footlong

Shawn Oakman: What?

Subway: Free… Free Footlong. Take it!

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Sarah Koenig: I guess what I’m saying is I don’t have an answer as to who killed Hae Min Lee.

Shawn Oakman: You don’t?

Sarah Koenig: Adnan did it.

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50 Cent: Go Shawty, it’s your birthday.

Shawn Oakman: It’s who’s birthday?

50 Cent: It’s YOUR birthday. I got you a present.

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Playoff Committee: Ohio State is our 4th team.

Shawn Oakman: Excuse me?

Playoff Committee: We said Ohio State is our 4th team. You need to listen better.

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This post was created by Austin. You can follow him and his jokes on Twitter: @TheAHuff

Also, for up-to-the-minute sports jokes, follow Korked Bats on Twitter: @KorkedBats

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter (which he apparently thought was important enough to share here). He also wears pants everyday.

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