OSU Lost, Mascot Still Super Creepy

Was OSU Overrated? I don’t know, but their mascot is the creepiest thing in the NCAA…well, after Penn State.

The Cowboys lost a big game, but why isn’t anyone talking about their mascot? Why doesn’t anyone ever even mention that there’s a huge plastic head with a human body running loose around Stillwater, Oklahoma? Am I the only one who sees this thing?

Oklahoma State was having a record season. They were a couple of wins away from going undefeated and being clear contenders for the National Championship, but with this unbelievable loss to Iowa State they’re just a one-loss team with a super creepy mascot.

I’m sorry I keep coming back to this, but seriously, their mascot looks like a cross between a human being and a super creepy cowboy manikin. What kind of plastic person has facial hair? Plastic can’t grow hair, folks. That’s all I’m saying. And those eyes…definitely no soul behind them. Sorry, I’m getting off track.

Anyway, so now the polls will decide the fate of the NCAA. With Alabama and Oregon having already lost to LSU, a National Championship that’s a rematch of a regular season game seems kind of silly. Who really wants to see that?

Granted, Bama and the Duck’s mascots are much less creepy, but I think that people would rather see a National Championship match-up that hasn’t already occurred this season. That said, as far as mascots go, I think the OSU cowboy should be arrested immediately…

Look, I’m just saying look at the dude. He’s guilty of something. I can’t tell you exactly what it is, but he’s guilty.

Those lifeless eyes and that disgusting stubble…the dude has some skeletons in his closet.

Does he even have a closet? He’s not a real person. Well, his face isn’t, but what about his lower body?

This is very upsetting.

Anyway, it’ll be interesting to see how the final couple weeks of the season play out. It will also be interesting to hear the charges on that creepy-ass cowboy once he inevitably gets arrested.

Seriously, the dude’s name is Pete. That’s fine on any other day, but when you have a huge plastic head and your name’s Pete, you’re probably a serial killer. You heard it here first.

I hope OSU still makes the NCAA title game, but with a different mascot.