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A Complete List of All NFL Honors Award Winners

NFL Honors

The NFL held their annual NFL Honors Awards Show last night, where they handed out all of their season awards to their top players and coaches. However, some of the recipients were a bit surprising. موقع وليام هيل للمراهنات For some of the awards, it seems like the NFL still doesn’t get what’s gone wrong this year.

Here is a complete list of award winners:

Most Valuable Player

Goes to the best quarterback of the NFL season, because no other positions can be valuable, apparently.

Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers
Coach of the Year

Goes to the best coach of the NFL season, a man who wins with honor, and without cheating.

Bill Belichick, New England Patriots

Don Shula High School Coach of the Year

Goes to the country’s best high school football coach of the year.

Gus Bradley, Jacksonville Jaguars

Walter Payton NFL Man of the Year

Goes to the man who best exemplifies the NFL shield throughout the year.

Ray Rice, Baltimore Ravens but not anymore

Offensive Player of the Year

Goes to the best offensive player of the year, immediately disqualifying any Titans players.

J.J. Watt, Houston Texans

Defensive Player of the Year

Goes to the best defensive player of the year.

The Refs from the Packers-Cowboys playoff game

Father of the Year

Goes to the NFL player who shows true fatherly love.

Adrian Peterson, Minnesota Vikings

Mother of the Year

Goes to the NFL player with the best motherly instincts.

Tom Brady, New England Patriots

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